I told my daughter a joke and she said …

I told my daughter this joke just now:

A woman got on the bus with her baby. The driver said, “Wow, that is one ugly kid!”. The woman stomped off in a huff and sat down next to a man. She said, “That driver insulted me! I’m outraged!”. The man said, “Here, you go and give the driver a piece of your mind. I’ll hold your monkey”.

She said, “That woman was your mum and the baby was you, wasn’t it?”.

 

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