I told my daughter this joke just now:
A woman got on the bus with her baby. The driver said, “Wow, that is one ugly kid!”. The woman stomped off in a huff and sat down next to a man. She said, “That driver insulted me! I’m outraged!”. The man said, “Here, you go and give the driver a piece of your mind. I’ll hold your monkey”.
She said, “That woman was your mum and the baby was you, wasn’t it?”.